i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
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