my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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