I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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