you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
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Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
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Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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