Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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