I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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