well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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