Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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