when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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