Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
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