Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
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i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
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ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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