She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
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Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
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You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
It's shark week go big or go home
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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