Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
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The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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