idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
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I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
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If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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