belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
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At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
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I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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