so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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