i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I pour the whiskey from now on
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