He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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