ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
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Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
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Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
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