Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
im having a threesome with these popsicles
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
porn star boner night. come get it.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Randomize
