theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
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well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
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I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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