sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
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