You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
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I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
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That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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