You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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