guys are not supposed to queef...right?
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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