While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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