Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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