Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
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I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
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he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
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