When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I currently don't understand fingers.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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