Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
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