You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
you guys were way drunker than both of me
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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