i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Randomize
