bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
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Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
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so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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