Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
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you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
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If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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