She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
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Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
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Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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