how can u be prego again
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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