I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
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you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
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And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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