I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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