oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
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we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
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and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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