I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
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Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
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yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
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