Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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