this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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