Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
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