There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
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Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
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So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
My vagina is officially offended.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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