i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
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