if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
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the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
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I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
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