I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
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