GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
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Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
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Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
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