At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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