dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Your topless pictures make me question reality
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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