i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
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All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
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Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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