using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
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I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
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Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
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