He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
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i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
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She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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