I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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