I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
you didnt know i had herpes?
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
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For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
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I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
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I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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