your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
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i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
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before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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