YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Randomize
