I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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