I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
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i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
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Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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